I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Yoshinoya Beef Bowl
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From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 06:39 AM
It occurred to me the other day that I've heard loads of expressions used by various people to describe the fact that they're ready to put the nosebag on ...
Such as
I'm so hungry I could eat a baby's arse through its nappy.
I'm so hungry I could eat a cow between two breadvans.
I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey.
An upping of the stakes on the above. I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey with AIDS.
And my personal favourite. I'm so hungry I could eat a nun's arse through the convent gates.
Anybody got any others they'd like to share?
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From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 06:48 AM
...a baby's arse through a straw chair
...the leg of the lamb of god
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From: DonMeixner
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 06:55 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat:
A road killed skunk
Tofu and enjoy it.
Beets.
At my Mother-in-law's
A variation on the theme:
I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats cut.
There are many good choices
Don
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From: English Jon
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 08:04 AM
...stop drinking and get some crisps.
EJ
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From: SharonA
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 11:37 AM
...eat my own cooking.
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From: Scabby Douglas
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 11:51 AM
The Glasgow variants of this are:
.... a scabby dug (dog)
..... a scabby-heidit wean ( child with uncertain tonsorial hygeine)
Cheers
Steven
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From: Raptor
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 03:30 PM
Form NFLD: I'm so hungry I could eat the arse of a low flying goose.
Raptor
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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 05:15 PM
eat a scabby dog wi' it's bollocks on.
eat my own leg.
LTS
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From: SharonA
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 05:35 PM
"Lady fingers.. they taste like lady fingers..." –Stephen King
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From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 06:18 PM
I could eat the South end of a North bound skunk.
Steve
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From: GUEST,Leprechaun
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 07:23 PM
I'm not hungry anymore, but I have to pee so bad my back teeth are floatin'.
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From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 07:30 PM
I'm so hungry I could eat:
a Wonder Bagel. (See the sausage bagel thread)
at least half of the Donner party.
a Uruguayan Rugby team.
I always liked the line in "Vacation"........"I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station."
Spaw
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From: 53
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 07:40 PM
i could shit. BOB
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From: Dead Horse
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 03:29 AM
I,m not coming in on this one. There are limits.
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From: GUEST,Jonny Boy
Date: 04 Jul 10 - 05:01 PM
Eat my Keyboard but I wouldn't be able to finish th....
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From: Kent Davis
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 12:44 AM
...the leg off a hobby-horse.
...the north end of a polecat* going south.
I heard these phrases many a time from my maternal grandfather, who was born in 1910 and raised in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina.
Kent
*"polecat" = "skunk" (not the European polecat)
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From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 06:48 AM
I'm so hungry I could mount a sack of potatoes.
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From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 07:41 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat a syphalitic pig.
Dave H
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From: Sugwash
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 08:35 AM
A scabby horse between two bread vans.
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From: Jim Carroll
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 08:41 AM
A singer friend of mine working in a Catholic school in SE London heard one pupil say to another "I'm so hungry I could eat a Christian Brother".
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From: GUEST,Callie
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 09:14 AM
nibble a farmer's arse through a cane chair
tasteful Australian variation
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From: GUEST, Sminky
Date: 05 Jul 10 - 10:54 AM
a baboon's arse through an electric fence.
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From: GUEST,Thebe Magugu
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 08:38 AM
I am so hungry, I could eat the hind leg of the Lamb of God.
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From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 01:32 PM
I'm so hungry I could eat a bag of Walkers crisps.
Dave H
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From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 01:46 PM
. . . bite the arse out of a skunk and snap at the hole.
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From: JennieG
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 06:41 PM
......eat a newborn baby's bum through a cane chair.
The bloke I married when I was young and silly (and from whom I have been divorced for a very, very long time) came from a country town 100 miles north of the town where I lived, and he used expressions from his area that were completely foreign to my town.
Cheers
JennieG
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From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:18 AM
A farmers arse through the seat of his tractor
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From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:43 AM
A bucket of chips and a small whale.
Dave H
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From: banjoman
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 09:21 AM
... I can smack my face with slack of my stomach.
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From: Jim Carroll
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 10:05 AM
A teacher friend of ours in a Catholic school in London overheard a pupil say "I'm so hungry I could eat a Christian Brother"
Jim Carroll
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From: GUEST,helmet
Date: 17 Apr 12 - 10:02 AM
my buddy RUSS aka ROADPIGG rhodes, has a saying which goes like this, I'M SO HUNGRY MY ARSE IS SNAPPING AT MY JEANS!
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From: GUEST,Craigo
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 05:37 PM
Here's an army one - I'm so hungry I could eat a monkeys miscarriage
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From: GUEST,Donners185
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 09:22 AM
Eat a child's ass through a tennis racquet! My mum's favourite.
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From: clueless don
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 09:28 AM
One of my favorites:
Hungry enough to chew water.
Don
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From: Spailpin
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 04:12 PM
A dead donkey in a drain ....
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From: kendall
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:05 PM
All the ones I know are just too gauche' to post here.
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From: open mike
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:11 PM
I think this is a line from the movie Quigley, Down Under:
My stomach thinks my throat's been cut.
perhaps it has been used in other places as well.
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From: MGM·Lion
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 11:33 PM
That was a phrase used by Damon Runyon, mike; I particularly remember it from the story Little Miss Marker, which beacame a celebrated, in its time, film with Shirley Temple.
~M~
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From: MGM·Lion
Date: 04 Dec 12 - 11:33 PM
... so I take it that, like most of his usages, it originated in 1920s NY underworld slang.
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From: banjoman
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 04:56 AM
I'm so hungry I could smack my face with the slack of my stomach
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From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 04:03 PM
J. Chew the balls off a charging bull
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From: Ed T
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 04:23 PM
I recall in a general group office pot-luck a young new female employee stated "I cant wait for the food, am hungry as a mink"
It caused some puzzled looks and raised eyebrows.
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From: GUEST,Cathy
Date: 13 Sep 13 - 08:51 AM
I could eat a scabby dogs dick
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From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 13 Sep 13 - 11:35 AM
I could eat a pig and nine young 'uns.
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From: banjoman
Date: 13 Sep 13 - 12:18 PM
Eat a baby's bottom through a cane chair
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From: GUEST,Craig
Date: 02 May 14 - 07:31 PM
I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT THE ASS END OF A MENSTRUAL SKUNK!!
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From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 04 May 14 - 09:53 PM
I'm so hungry I could chew Christ off the cross.
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From: RoyH (Burl)
Date: 05 May 14 - 04:54 PM
From my Dad, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and the man that shot it.
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From: GUEST,visitor
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 02:53 AM
@Guest, Ed, vulgarity is kind of understandable when it comes to everyday phrases like these but blasphemy is out of place.
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From: Harmonium Hero
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 12:17 PM
....child's arse through a keyhole
horse and rider and come back for the saddle
arse end off a scabby dog
The one a few posts back about 'a child's arse through a tennis racquet' is one I heard slightly differently, regarding someone with buck teeth: that they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
JK
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From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 12:25 PM
.. a dead Christian Brother (from Myles na G I think)
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From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 01:16 PM
... a poorly monkey
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From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 03:13 PM
... a scabby pig between two flock mattresses
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From: GUEST,MATTHEW LEDBETTER
Date: 14 Sep 16 - 04:59 PM
IM SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT THE ASSHOLE OUT OF A DEAD RHINO...
IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT THE AFTER BIRTH FROM A HYENA...
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From: Daithi
Date: 15 Sep 16 - 06:13 AM
...a cow through a hole in a hedge
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From: GUEST,Gilly
Date: 15 Sep 16 - 07:08 AM
From my cousin Dennis Wood:
"...a jed mon from out the cut..." [ a corpse from the canal].
My fathers' favourite was:
"...a blind man's stick... ". My brother in law has;
" a cow between two matresses..."
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From: GUEST,G Swim
Date: 10 Nov 17 - 10:00 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a menstruating skunk
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From: GUEST,Rick
Date: 05 Jun 21 - 01:26 PM
Eat the arse off a skunk,through a barbed wire fence, without a fork.
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From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 08:47 AM
Where have I been living? I have only ever heard A horse.
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From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 01:14 PM
A scabby horse, anybody ??
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From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 01:14 PM
A scabby horse, anybody ??
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From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 02:53 PM
So good I ate it twice!! :-]
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